"What ensued was a game of Coyote and Roadrunner that dragged on for more than a decade. Sixty letters went back and forth among Beaumont, St. Martin, and various contacts at the American Fur Company who had located St. Martin and tried to broker a return. It was a seller's market with a fevered buyer. With each new round of communications--St. Martin holding out for more or making excuses, though always politely and with "love to your family"--Beaumont raised his offer: $250 a year, with an additional $50 to relocate the wife and five children ("his live stock," as Beaumont at one point refers to them). Perhaps a government pension and a piece of land? His final plan was to offer St. Martin $500 a year if he'd leave his family behind, at which point Beaumont planned to unfurl some unspecified trickery: "When I get him alone again into my keeping I will take good care to control him as I please." But St. Martin--beep, beep!--eluded his grasp. In the end, Beaumont died first. When a colleague, years later, set out to bag the fabled stomach for study and museum display, St. Martin's survivors sent a cable that must have given pause to the telegraph operator: "Don't come for autopsy, will be killed."