"And then came Paul and with Paul came all of you, and for the first time in a long time, I thought maybe I could have something just for me. Someone that didn't care that I wasn't always the smartest person or didn't need for me to act a certain way because of an election." Well fuck me up and call me his bitch. If he could just think of this off the top of his head, I was absolutely when it came to his vows. There was absolutely no fucking way I was going to win this bet. That asshole. That beautiful, sweet asshole."