"The TV set shouted, "--duplicates the halcyon days of the pre-Civil War Southern states! Either as body servants or tireless field hands, the custom-tailored humanoid robot--designed specifically for YOUR UNIQUE NEEDS, FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE--given to you on your arrival absolutely free, equipped fully, as specified by you before your departure from Earth; this loyal, trouble-free companion in the greatest, boldest adventure contrived by man in modern history will provide--" It continued on and on."