Here, inmates would spend seven days and six nights being drilled on vacation etiquette. For example, they'd be taught how to read speed-limit signs; how to park within the parallel lines of a parking space; how to drink and dispose of alcohol; how to vomit inconspicuously; how to steer a Jet Ski and chew gum at the same time.... The drill instructors would be selected from an elite pool of former Highway Patrol troopers, ex-Navy SEALs, and retired tour guides from Epcot.