"And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed by accident, or one house burned, or one vessel wrecked, or one steamboat blown up, or one cow run over on the Western Railroad, or one mad dog killed, or one lot of grasshoppers in the winter - we never need read of another. [...] To a philosopher all "news", as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea. Yet not a few are greedy after this gossip."