machine powering the modern world is too complicated for the average person to fix or calibrate. And they know this. This is what makes an IT guy different from you. He might make less money, he might have less social prestige, and people might look at him in the cafeteria like he's a morlock -- but he can act however he wants. He can be nice, but only if he feels like it. He can ignore the company dress code. He can lie for