"PAUL IS SOMEBODY WHO DOES THINGS WITH ENTHUSIASM, which makes people feel appalled and insulted at things he chooses to do. If you're under thirty, you have never heard of a song called "Spies Like Us," and I am a horrible person for being the one to tell you. It was the theme for a big-budget Hollywood spy comedy starring Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd. Nobody saw the movie, but Paul's theme was worse than the movie could have been. MTV played it constantly during the 1985 holiday season, though radio wouldn't touch it. Paul does a rap that goes something like, "Oooh oooh, no one can dance like you." In the video he plays multiple roles as members of a studio band, mugging and biting his lower lip. The drumming is where his cheeky-chappy act gets profoundly upsetting. You see this video, you're going to be depressed for at least ten minutes about the existential condition of Paul-dom. His enthusiasm makes you doubt the sincerity of his other public displays. It makes you doubt yourself. You might think it's a cheap laugh but it will cost you something."