"You're gonna have to talk to me at some point." "So your girlfriend can have a reason to beat me up? No thanks, Alex. I'd rather keep my face the way it is." "I don't have a girlfriend. You want to interview for the position?" I scan her from top to bottom, focusing on the parts she relies on so heavily. She curls her pink-frosted top lip and sneers at me. "Not on your life." " , you wouldn't know what to do with all this testosterone if you had it in your hands." She turns away from me. "You're disgusting." "What if I said we'd make a great couple?" "I'd say you were an idiot."