In a double-page spread in 1999, the Daily Mail ran a large photo of fake Nazis from 'Allo 'Allo! with a think-piece headlined 'In the week that Germany kept the old feud alive by illegally banning British beef: Why it's a good thing for us to be beastly to the Germans.' It was written, not by some hack but by the distinguished historian Niall Ferguson. He found a way to argue both that the 'war' with Germany was entirely phoney and that it was nonetheless worth continuing because it was somehow in Europe's best interests. While conceding 'The reality is that we have more in common with the Germans than with any other European people', Ferguson managed to conclude that 'bad Anglo-German relations were (paradoxically) a good thing. To be precise: it would really be rather bad for everyone else in Europe if Britain and Germany did strike up a firm alliance.