"I hope you're not seasick," Matt said, leaning over the rail. "I hope you'll be able to swim back to the shore if I push you over the rail," Maude replied. "It would be such a tragic loss for the world if I were to drown. Picture the headlines 'Eighteen-Year-Old Pop Sensation Murdered by a Crazy Fan.'" "Need I remind you that I am not a fan?" "You made that perfectly clear, but that's not how the tabloids will see it."