"He's a bit of a dick," I said, flailing for something. Paul rolled his eyes. "Well it's a good thing you're a bottom, because you're an asshole, so the two of you fit together just fine." "Wow," I said. "That was a thing of beauty." Paul looked rather pleased with himself. "Thank you. Wordplay is just like foreplay. You have to just ease into it a little--" "Yeah, you're losing me now."