"Well, not exactly. Thing is, I need to talk to someone who's not a member of my family. About Luke." "Gosh," Muriel said. "I'm honored. I would've expected you to go to Mel. The two of you are awful close." "True. But she's got a lot of family in town right now," Shelby said. "And I just thought, maybe...I don't know, Muriel. Maybe you can tell me something I don't already know. About...you know...men." "You do realize I've been married five times and never could make it work," Muriel said on her way to the kitchen. "It wasn't my fault, I swear it, but still..." "I"