"With a start, she forced a smile to her face. "I would prefer to be surprised." Now he grinned deeply. "Even more fun--well, as I said, I want to introduce you to someone." His smile faded a little. "I think you might like her." Her? As in a female? Like? Verily, that would happen only if the "she" in question had a horse face and a big butt, Payne thought. "How lovely," she said."