"Paul Auster," Nana said. "Do you take RoboCop as your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do." "And RoboCop, do you take Paul as your lawfully wedded husband?" "Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock," RoboCop said. "I will notify a rape crisis center." Dad started choking. We waited until he finished. "By the power invested in me," Nana said, "which is all encompassing and should not be taken lightly, by the state of Arizona, I now pronounce you husband and robot." Mom and Dad cheered. Nana smiled. I swooned. RoboCop said, "Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening." It was the best day ever."