"(I) went to see the noble knights of Holy Anocracy. By the time they assembled, the inn finished assimilating the new gaming consoles. I waved my hand and three huge flat screen opened in the stone walls of the vampire quarters. Wall spat out sets of controllers. "Greetings," I said. "House Krah, House Sabla and House Vorga, may I present Call of Duty." The three screens ignited simultaneously, playing the opening of the Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Soldiers in high tech armor shot at target, flew across the screen from bomb impacts, and walked dramatically in slow motion. Vehicles roared, Marines roared louder, and Kevin Spacey informed us that politicians didn't know how to solve problems but he did. The vampires stared at the screens. "This is a game of cooperative action," I said, "Where a small elite force can triumph against overwhelming odds." At the word elite, they perked up like wild dogs who heard a rabbit cry. "The game will teach you how to play it. May the best House triumph over their opponents."