"Of course! I'm far more used to working with a ... a ... a Nimbus 2000." Trish peers at me in surprise. "Isn't that the broomstick out of Harry Potter?" Damn. I knew I'd heard it somewhere. "Yes ... it is," I say at last, my face flaming. "And also a well-known ironing board. In fact, I think the broomstick was named ... er ... after the ironing board."