"All I do is fly, so one-upping Ann was pretty easy. "A few years back, at a book signing, I met a pilot," I began. "He flew the Newark to Palm Beach route, right? So it's December twenty-third, and as they touch down in Florida, one of the flight attendants takes the microphone and delivers her standard landing speech. 'Please remain seated until the FASTEN SEAT BELT sign has been turned off and be careful when opening the overhead bins. We'd like to wish you a merry Christmas and, to those of you already standing, happy Hanukkah."