"Hey," he said, leaning back in his chair and spreading his legs wide. "I'm more than willing to change my last name and give up my citizenship for you. I'll even walk two steps behind you in public after we're married, like a proper prince consort. But the birth control thing is going to have to be up to you, because obviously nothing can contain what these bad boys are packing." "Did you seriously just refer to your testicles as 'bad boys'?" "I did. It's not as if you didn't have warning, Mia. As has been previously stated--by that bastion of fine reporting, InTouch, no less--I am the world's greatest lover." "More like the world's greatest idiot."