"Whatever was on your shopping list--linseed oil, two-inch masonry nails, coal scuttle, small can of Brasso metal polish--Mr. Morley had it. I am sure if you said to him, "I need 125 yards of razor wire, a ship's anchor, and a dominatrix outfit in a size eight," he would find them for you after rooting around for a few minutes among bird feeders and bags of bone meal. Mr."