"There's that old joke, I've referred to it before, where the guy at the bar asks the girl if she'd fuck him for a million dollars--and she thinks about it and finally replies, "Well, I guess for a million dollars, yeah..." At which point he quickly offers her a dollar for the same service. "Fuck you!" she says, declining angrily. "You think I'd fuck you for a dollar? What do you think I am?" To which the guy says, "Well ... we've already established you're a whore. Now we're just haggling over the price."