"I nearly dropped my fork. "Say that again?" "Human servants, so we can go where--" "No, not that, the second part. The stupid part. You guys are actually Satanists? Like real, no-kidding, play your heavy metal album backward and bark at the moon Satanists?" Mack blinked. Zeke looked like he was fantasizing about killing me. "It's not stupid," Mack said. "We have a place of high honor awaiting us--" "Yeah, it is. It really is. So this is how Prince Malphas ropes you dopes in. Don't suppose he's told you that nobody's even seen Lucifer in over a thousand years? He took a walkabout and never came back. Hell had a civil war when he left, geniuses. How do you think the whole feuding-courts thing came about?" "That's not true," Mack said."