"(At a health and fitness fair) Though normally superconfident, I am not prepared for the judgmental stares of the ultrafit. They don't know me and have no idea of my prowess in the boardroom. They're unfamiliar with my shoe collection and unaware that I live in the Dot-Com Palace. And they didn't notice me pulling up in the Caddy. All they can see is how much space I occupy. With each step I take, I feel cellulite blossoming on my arms, my stomach, my calves. I think my chin just multiplied and my thighs inflated. And I'm pretty sure I can see my own ass out of the corner of my eye. Am I imagining things, or do my footsteps sound like those of the giant who stomped through the city in the beginning of