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"I scrolled through your order history at Victoria's Secret." "Well, that's not at all creepy," she deadpanned. "Did you know there are items in your shopping cart? Sweaters. Lots of thick, long, skin-covering sweaters. Frankly, it confused me." "Maybe I already own plenty of lingerie. Considering I walk to work, sweaters are much more practical. Plus they're awfully cute." "I added a few things to your cart and checked out for you. I paid for it with my credit card. Expedited the shipping too, so you should have it by Monday." "You added a few things?" "One hint: not sweaters." "How wildly inappropriate." "Kid in a candy store. Couldn't help myself."