"...Ever since I made the decision to drop a few pounds--way less easy than it sounds, by the way--I've become obsessed with my size, and in so doing I've inadvertently allowed my inner critic to have a voice. And you know what? She's a bitch. Like now when I see my underpants in the laundry, I no longer think Soft! Cotton! Sensible! Instead I hear her say Damn, girl, these panties be huge." "Your inner critic has terrible grammar." "I know, it's the only way I can take away some of her power over me..."