"Okay, so on anniversaries, I need to give her something. An incentive." Simon almost walked into a tree. "What?" "An incentive. Like in third grade, when Mrs. Nestor gave me a cookie every day that I didn't read during class and promised me a candy bar if I didn't read all week." "You never got that candy bar." "Because it wasn't worth listening to her yammer about stuff I already knew. But this anniversary gift thing, is like that, right? An incentive for Chloe to keep going out with me." He sighed. "No . . . It's just a gift." "To thank her for going out with me?"