"Second only to the royals in Michael's gallery of good-for-nothings were, of course, the Tories. John Major occupied a special page in Michael's book of bad ones. The trouble began when Suraj Paul, a staunch Labour Party backer and friend to Michael, invited him to the festivities celebrating his twenty-five years of doing business in Britain. Lord Paul had built a factory in Michael's constituency and another one in John Major's. A fortnight before the grand event, Lord Paul rang up Michael to say he had encountered a "terrible difficulty. I hate what I'm doing, but I've got to. I have to say to you that Major [then Prime Minister] had said that if you're coming to the ceremony, he won't come." Michael was flabbergasted: "I hadn't any great antagonism with Major or anything of the sort." Of course, Michael relieved Lord Paul of his problem by not attending the event. "I've never told anyone. Nobody's put it into print. But I see no reason why it shouldn't go into the book. The pettiest thing I've ever heard of. Naturally I don't think much of him on that account."