"The more you like a girl, the less she likes you. It's like fucking scientific." "What about you and Kim?" "That's what I'm talking about, little dude. If I start being nice and acting cool and saying things and being on time, she starts acting, you know, fucking uninterested. But if I act like a total dick, then she calls me all the fucking time. It's fucking crazy, because I really like her and all, but when I say nice shit to her, she gets all freaked out and says she needs some fucking space and all. So I just act like I don't give a shit, you know? It's all part of God's plan," he said, nodding."