"It really is important you say these words out loud. "I AM A FEMINIST." If you feel you cannot say it--not even standing on the ground--I would be alarmed. It's probably one of the most important things a woman will ever say: the equal of "I love you," Is it a boy or a girl?" or "No! I've changed my mind! I don't want bangs!" Say it. SAY IT! SAY IT NOW! Because if you can't, you're basically bending over, saying, "Kick my arse and take my vote, please, patriarchy." And"