"So, whoever you are out there who's convinced all these guys to commit this hair-trocity--why not push it a little further and get 'em to go all-out-Ed-Grimley and start wearing their pants up under their armpits and all? Come to think of it--that WOULD eliminate the proliferation of butt cracks we've been forced to view the last few years, revealed by the enduring but baffling "fad" of wearing your pants in such a way as to offer ease to anyone interested in making you their jailhouse bitch."