"From the right, Ted--it simply had to be a guy named Ted--finally made his entrance. He wore only Zoom shorts, and his abdomen was rippled like a relief map in marble. He was probably in his early twenties, model handsome, and he squinted like a prison guard. As he sashayed toward the shoot, Ted kept running both hands through his Superman blue-black hair, the movement expanding his chest and shrinking his waist and demonstrating shaved underarms. Brenda muttered, "Strutting peacock." "That's totally unfair," Myron said. "Maybe he's a Fulbright scholar." "I've worked with him before. If God gave him a second brain, it would die of loneliness." Her eyes veered toward Myron. "I don't get something." "What?" "Why you? You're a sports agent. Why would Norm ask you to be my bodyguard?" "I used to work"--he stopped, waved a vague hand--"for the government." "I never heard about that." "It's another secret. Shh." "Secrets don't stay secret much around you, Myron." "You can trust me." She"