"Dear Editor, So you think the world doesn't need talking chimpanzees. Well, have any of your smart-aleck editorial writers bothered to come here to Kibbencook and see our "talking" chimpanzee? Her name is Jennie and she's a member of our family and communicates with those around her a lot better than most human children her age. I open your paper in the morning and I can hardly wade through all the gobbledygook that you try to pass off as "news." If you call that "communication" then you deserve a Platinum Fleece. As for Craig Miller, not once--not once--has he ever met Jennie! So what does he know? Or as Jennie would say, "Phooey to you!" I think what the world doesn't need are talking editorial writers."