"Gonna be fun today," he said. "You boys, you sure know how get the women all spooled up." "Save it. Want me to help you get the bird ready?" "Yeah, we should do that. Then we make brunch." "I'm good with brunch," he said. "Did you notice Brie is here?" "I noticed that," Sam said. "And I noticed that so far, two of the five married women in this family did not spend the night in bed with their husbands." "Okay, save it. Since I'm going to get it later, I don't need your two cents." "Whatever you say, son," he said. "If you get in really deep, maybe you can take her back to my office and show her all your medals, tell her how you've barely escaped death a dozen times and she just doesn't scare you." Jack glared at his father. Sam laughed, having far too much fun with this."