"So what are you studying at school?" I asked, watching the TV and not Cooper as he still played gently with a lock of my damp hair. "Pre-law." Glancing at him, I frowned then forced myself to stop. "You want to be a lawyer?" "Nope. Hate lawyers. Hate laws. Hate it all, but I'm the only one of my siblings with an IQ over shitfaced so the burden is on me to be the lawyer." "I don't get it. Tell your giant brain to dumb it down a little."