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We have, what, 66,000-odd guests here today? And not one of them retains even an infant's sense of self-preservation. They checked their fight-or-flight instincts at the door. That's what they're paying for. They see a fire, hear an explosion, feel their roller coaster begin to shear off its track--what are they gonna do? Laugh all the harder. Because they think it's part of the act. That makes every last one of them a sitting duck.