"The current popular image of Zeus as a cheerful, avuncular type perplexes me. I know it comes from a silly kids' movie, but I'm not sure they could have gotten it more wrong. Zeus was never avuncular. He killed his father, raped his sister, and then married her, calculating that sanctified incest was marginally better than the unsanctified kind. After that he conducted a series of what are generously called "affairs" with mortal women, though sometimes tales will admit he "ravished" them, which is to say he raped them. He turned into a swan once for a girl with an avian fetish, and another time he manifested as a golden shower over a woman imprisoned in a hole in the ground. His actions clearly paint him as skeevy to the max and the most despicable of examples. He's not the kind of god that belongs in kids' films. He's the kind that releases the kraken."