"Otter. Otter. Otter," I mutter. "Yes, Bear?" he says beautifully. "Don't lead cows to slaughter," I say. He arches an eyebrow. "Come again?" I take a deep breath. "I... love you and I know I should've told ya soon-a." His eyes widen slightly. "Wait, what? You... me?" I shake my head. "But you didn't buy the dolphin-safe tuna." "Bear, what the hell? Did you just... rhyme?"