"Charlotte and the Pikes stared after Sabrina as Mrs. Bouvier whisked her away. "Do you know what that was?" Claudia whispered to me. "A pageant-head, that's what. A poor kid who gets roped into any beauty contest or pageant that comes along. Her whole life is one big smile." "She's not that pretty," I pointed out. "And maybe not very talented," added Claudia. "But she knows pageants, or her mother does, and she knows what the judges like."