"Behind the bar, tall females in white feathered tops danced on poles, their faces set in masks of lascivious contempt. Keith Blanchard, then Maxim's editor-in-chief, told me, "It's a sexy night!" To me, "sexy" is based on the inexplicable overlap of character and chemicals that happens between people...the odd sense that you have something primal in common with another person whom you may love, or you may barely even like, that can only be expressed through the physical and psychological exchange that is sex. When I'm in the plastic "erotic" world of high, hard tits and long nails and incessant pole dancing--whether I'm at a CAKE party, walking past a billboard of Jenna Jameson in Times Square, or dodging pillows at the Maxim Hot 100--I don't feel titillated or liberated or aroused. I feel bored, and kind of tense."