a house really smelly? A: Just a phew! Q: What's a skunk's philosophy on life? A: Eat, stink, and be merry! Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? A: Something that stinks and stings! Q: What's a skunk's favorite game in school? A: Show and smell! Q: Did you hear the joke about the skunk? A: Never mind, it stinks!