"I'm sure you're just dying to tell me all the campus gossip about me. Right?" "I do have a life. Maybe I've been too busy to listen to rumors," he huffed, pretending to have hurt feelings. I looked at him. He sighed. "Okay, you win. I'm bored out of my skull. Second Magician is busy playing detective, and Gelsi is neck-deep in some project and I never see her anymore." Dax paused dramatically. "My life is so boring that I have to live vicariously through your adventures." "And since the rumors are so accurate--" "Your adventures have turned into legends." He swept his arms wide, laughing. "So where are you off to now? Going to slay a dragon? Can Itag along as your lowly squire? I'll polish your staff of power every night with my shirt. I promise." "I'm glad my problems are keeping you entertained,"