"Damn it, Billy, you did it again. People don't buy townhouses on 'canals'. 'Canal' is a dirty word. A canal is where raw sewage goes. A canal is where ducks fuck and cattle piss. Who'd want to live on a damn canal? Would you pay a hundred fifty grand to do that? No. You'd want to live on a lake. A cool, scenic lake. And lakes is what we're selling here.' 'I understand," the vice president said. Lakes it is then. Straight, narrow lakes. Lakes you could toss a stone across. Lakes of identical finger-like dimensions."