We should have a handout at the door to speed things along, a brief summary of Dad's illness and all that transpired in the final days, maybe even a photocopy of his charts and a four-color printout of his last CAT scan, because that seems to be what all of his and Mom's peers want to talk about. And at the bottom of the handout a simple asterisked declaration would state that it's of absolutely no interest to us where you were when you found out our father/husband had died, like he was John F. Kennedy or Kurt Cobain.