Yo mama is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old... her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old... she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama is so old... she dated George Washington! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so old... that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama is so old... she used to babysit Adam and Eve! Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white! Yo mama is so old... she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket! Yo mama is so old... she farts dust!