Yo mama is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old... her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old... she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama is so old... she dated George Washington! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so old... that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama is so old... she used to babysit Adam and Eve! Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white! Yo mama is so old... she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket! Yo mama is so old... she farts dust! Yo mama is so old... she knew the Great Wall of China when it was only good! Yo mama is so old... she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama is so old... she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama is so old... that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama is so old... her social security number is 1! Yo mama is so old... she knew the Dead Sea when it started getting sick! Yo mama is so old... she helped serve the Last Supper! Yo mama is so old... I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama is so old... she knew Mr. Clean when he had a head full of hair! Yo mama is so old... I took a picture of her and it came out black and white!