"I was just going to have a discreet "J R" done on my upper arm, but Victor the tattooist wasn't having any of it. "Which one is she? 'J' or 'R'?" "'J.'" "And how long have you been seeing this 'J' bird, then?" I was frightened by the aggressive masculinity of the parlor--the other customers (who were all firmly wrestling-team muscular, and seemed inexplicably amused to see me), the nude women on the walls, the lurid examples of services offered, most of which were conveniently located on Victor's forearms, even Victor's mildly offensive language. "Long enough." "I'll fucking be the judge of that, not you." This struck me as an odd way to do business, but I decided to save this observation for another time. "A couple of months." "And you're going to marry her, are you? Or have you knocked her up?" "No. Neither." "So you're just going out? You're not stuck with her?" "Yeah." "And how did you meet her?" "She used to go out with a friend of mine." "Did she now. And when did they break up?" "Saturday." "Saturday." He laughed like a drain. "I don't want your mum in here moaning at me. Fuck off out of it." I fucked off out of it."