"Are you doing reporting for the Enquirer now, Patricia?" "Oh, please. It's a perfectly logical question." "Hey, Patty," Sam called in a carrying voice, "can you call back? We're right in the middle of having sex." Patricia gasped. "That woman is the most--" Richard hung up the phone. "You really shouldn't antagonize her like that," he said mildly, leaning down to finish their kiss. "She started it. And I still don't know why she hates me so much. You divorced her nearly two years before we met." "She hates you because I love you."