| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 3d9b9db | He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. | Alice Roosevelt Longworth | ||
| 6c94080 | The little man on the wedding cake. | Alice Roosevelt Longworth | ||
| c251a61 | If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me. | Alice Roosevelt Longworth | ||
| 8e95f7a | I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. | Alice Roosevelt Longworth |