| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| df8931b | I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep. | Art Buchwald | ||
| 638a892 | The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water. | Art Buchwald | ||
| 944b7c0 | Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later. | Art Buchwald | ||
| 2defb89 | Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. | Art Buchwald | ||
| 2603125 | I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies. | Art Buchwald |