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For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.
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I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.
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The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop over. G. Washington never slopt over.
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Did you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?
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Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?
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Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrer [sic] money to do it with.
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The sun has a right to "set" where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.
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The female woman is one of the greatest institooshuns of which this land can boste.
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