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I am squirming with delight to meet an intellectual colossus.
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Years and years of marriage prepared me for years and years of divorce.
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Brother Theodore |
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I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots.
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Brother Theodore |
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Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.
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Brother Theodore |
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Lately, I've become quite involved in psychic vibrations. I vibrate whenever I get the chance.
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Brother Theodore |
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I am what you might call a controversial figure: people either hate me or despise me.
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Brother Theodore |
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I never answer my telephone unless it rings.
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Brother Theodore |
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If only the Earth would open and swallow you up.
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Brother Theodore |
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I have gazed into the abyss, and the abyss has gazed into me. And neither of us liked what we saw.
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